When going away for the weekend with a man, the woman has her hair cut, he bikini waxed, borrows a skirt from her best friend, buys a new top, dyes her eyelashes, diets, fills fifteen small plastic containers with lotion, tries on all her clothes, irons them, packs something 'sexy'. The man wonders if his wellies are in the car.

Debora McKinlay

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