No human being believes that any other human being has the right to be in bed when he himself is up.
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
Sleep faster, we need the pillows.
Early to bed, early to rise, and you will meet very few prominent people.
I missed my nap today. Slept right through it.
Snore? I had to turn you away from the window so you wouldn't inhale the curtains.
Laugh and the world loughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on its own.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep even during office hours.
If you ever suffered form insomnia you'll know what a nightmare it is.
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.
No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour.
I need eight hours' sleep a day. And ten hours at night.
Many are called but few get up.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.
I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world.
People who say the sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Did anyone ever have a boring dream?
I had a dream I was trapped in an elevator with Peter André, Geri Halliwell, and Brayan McFadden. And I had a gun with only one bullet.
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words, 'We need to talk about our relationship' may help.
Last night I feel asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on televisions all over the world.
If I'm not in bed by 11 at night, I go home.
I go to bed early. My favourite dream comes on at nine.
I sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
Sleep is death without the long-term commitment.