Funny Quotes About Ego

Best funny quotes about ego

The nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people.

Lucille S. Harper

Don't be so humble. You're not that great.

Golda Meir

Modesty is the hope that other people will discover by themselves how wonderful we really are.

Aldo Cammarota

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Oscar Wilde

I'm ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill would make a drum out of the skin of his mother the louder to sing his own praises.

David Lloyd George

His great dream is to die in his own arms.

Irving Rudd

If you had to do it all over would you fall in love with yourself again?

Oscar Levant to George Gershwin

He's a self-made man who worships his creator.

William Cowper

An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

Ambrose Bierce

She has an ego like a raging tooth.

W.B. Yeats

Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.

Peter Ustinov

My chief regret in the theatre is that I could never sit in the audience and watch me.

John Barrymore

Some of the greatest love affiars I have known involved one actor, unassisted.

Wilson Mizner

I question everything I do in the light of what Jesus Christ would have done.

Jane Fonda

An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it.

Alan Reed

I like to be introduced as America's foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.

John Barrymore

- What mistakes?

Leslie Caron

She's always nice to her inferiors, whenever she can find them.

Dorothy Parker

He has love bites on his mirror.

Kathy Lette

Sherard Blaw arrived, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.


He had a genius for backing into the limelight.

Lord Berners

My father wanted to be the baby at every christening, the bride at every wedding, and the corpse at every funeral.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.

Jimmy Hoffa

Niles, I've got news for you. Copernicus called and you're notthe centre of the universe.

Frasier Crane, Frasier

Mr Whistler always spelt art with a capital 'I'.

Oscar Wilde

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.

Winston Churchill

But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?

Bette Midler

Sometimes I just stare at a photograph of me and miss myself.

Larry Sanders

She had a blind and uncritical admiration of her own genius in the blaze of which her sense of humour evaporated like a dewdrop on a million-watt arc lamp.

Rodney Ackland

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

H.L. Mencken

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.

Ted Turner

Every time I'm wrong, the world makes a little less sense.

Frasier Crane, Frasier

In my case, self-absorption is completely justified.

Clifton Webb

In one year, I travelled 450,000 miles by air. That’s about twenty times around the world or once around Howard Consell's head.

Jackie Stewart

He was a cock who thought the sun had come up to hear him crow.

George Eliot

There are two types of people: those who walk into a room and say,'Well, here I am,' and those who walk into a room and say,'Ah, there you are.

Frederick Collins

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