Inside trading is just another way of saying 'stealing too fast'.
There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
The art of management is the art of taking credit for other people's work.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without restoring to violence.
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.
The first rule of business is: do other men for they would do you.
I made my first million the old-fashioned way. I made a hundred million for somebody else.
The quickest way to make a million in musical theatre is to start wit two million.
Don't worry, Homer, nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.