The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minutes.
Hard work never killed anybody, but I figure why take the chance?
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
My son has taken up meditation. At least it's better than sitting and doing nothing.
He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when i call in sick, I know I'm lying.
You don't have to be mad to work here - but it helps.
I wish my sone would learn a trade. At least we'd know what kind of work he's out of.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Not everyone works in an office, include those who work in an office.
There's not single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
I'm busier than a whore working two beds.
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers...
Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
I'm so against working, I won't even take a blow job.
I don't like work even when someone else does it.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Work is the refuge of those who have nothing better to do.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.