Funny Quotes About Party

Best funny quotes about party

The best number for a dinner party is two: myself and a damn good headwaiter.

Nubar Gulbenkian

Dear Hostess, I apologize for my behaviour at your dinner party. I should never be allowed out in private.

Randolph Churchill

Politeness is not speaking evil of people with whom you have just dined until you are at least a hundred yards from their house.

Andre Maurois

My wife spends dinner parties in the bedroom asleep under the guests' coats. She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting.

Niles Crane, Frasier

Dinner parties are given mostly in the middle classes by way of revenge.

William Thackeray

I know the dying process begins the minute we are born, but sometimes it accelerates during dinner parties.

Carol Matthau

Celebrity party: it's eleven o'clock at night and you're watching Larry King play Twister.

David Letterman

It was one of those bachelor parties where all the married men had to meet at the end of the night and go, 'All right, here's what we say we did.

Ray Romano

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Jeff Foxworthy

A hedgehog tamed to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile-cheese-and-pineapple-cube-nibble-dispenser at parties.

Top tip, Viz

You're the only person I know who called the police to complain about their own party.

Karen Marsden, Cold Feet

Did you ever go to a party, go in the bathroom, flush the toilet, and the water starts coming up? That is the most frightening moment in the life of a human being.

Jerry Seinfeld

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

Peter Kay

No matter how many chairs you provide, guests always sit on the edge of a little table and knock sherry on the carpet.

Paul Jennings

Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be caught dead at.

Bill Vaughan

The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.

Gerald Nachman

At every party, there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home an those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Ann Landers

Nice party. I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.

Lt Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2

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