In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
My wife and I took out life insurance police on one another, so now it's just a waiting game.
Don't worry about the world ending today: it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and you messed it up again.
The meaning of life is that it stops.
I hope life isn't big joke, because I don't get it.
Some people go to India to find the mystery of life. I'm still trying to figure out how to start my car.
My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
If I had my life to live over, I don't think I'd have the strength.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
When I hear someone sigh, 'Life is hard' I'm always tempted to ask, 'Compered to what'?
Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never varies.
Life is stepping down a step or sitting in a chair - and it isn't there.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put in.
Life is a rollercoaster. Eat a light lunch.
Life is a bitch, and the you marry one.
Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Nothing in life ever looks as good as it does on the seed packet.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Some mornings, it is just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I read The Times each morning and if my name does not appear in the obituaries, I go on to enjoy the day.
That's the trouble with life - crap dialogue and bad lighting
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the morality rate is one hundred per cent.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Life is a cement trampoline.
Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, unhappiness and suffering, and it's over much too soon.