The nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people.
Don't be so humble. You're not that great.
Modesty is the hope that other people will discover by themselves how wonderful we really are.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
I'm ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill would make a drum out of the skin of his mother the louder to sing his own praises.
His great dream is to die in his own arms.
If you had to do it all over would you fall in love with yourself again?
He's a self-made man who worships his creator.
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
She has an ego like a raging tooth.
Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.
My chief regret in the theatre is that I could never sit in the audience and watch me.
Some of the greatest love affiars I have known involved one actor, unassisted.
I question everything I do in the light of what Jesus Christ would have done.
An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it.
I like to be introduced as America's foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.
- What mistakes?
She's always nice to her inferiors, whenever she can find them.
He has love bites on his mirror.
Sherard Blaw arrived, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.
He had a genius for backing into the limelight.
My father wanted to be the baby at every christening, the bride at every wedding, and the corpse at every funeral.
I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
Niles, I've got news for you. Copernicus called and you're notthe centre of the universe.
Mr Whistler always spelt art with a capital 'I'.
There, but for the grace of God, goes God.
But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Sometimes I just stare at a photograph of me and miss myself.
She had a blind and uncritical admiration of her own genius in the blaze of which her sense of humour evaporated like a dewdrop on a million-watt arc lamp.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
Every time I'm wrong, the world makes a little less sense.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified.
In one year, I travelled 450,000 miles by air. That’s about twenty times around the world or once around Howard Consell's head.
He was a cock who thought the sun had come up to hear him crow.
There are two types of people: those who walk into a room and say,'Well, here I am,' and those who walk into a room and say,'Ah, there you are.