Funny Quotes About Business

Best funny quotes about business

Inside trading is just another way of saying 'stealing too fast'.

Calvin Trillion

There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper.

John Ruskin

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Steven Wright

The art of management is the art of taking credit for other people's work.

Germaine Greer

Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without restoring to violence.

Max Amsterdam

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.

Marty Allen

The first rule of business is: do other men for they would do you.

Charles Dickens

I made my first million the old-fashioned way. I made a hundred million for somebody else.


The quickest way to make a million in musical theatre is to start wit two million.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Don't worry, Homer, nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.


The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.

Zsa Zsa Gasbor

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