Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
I have no sex appeal. I have to blindfold my vibrator.
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted to me by what I don't mind.
A girl who is bespectacled, She may not get her nectacled.
I don't have a type. It took me this long to narrow it down to gender.
See the mothers in the park, Ugly creatures chiefly; Someone must have loved them once - in the dark and briefly.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Men of every age flocked around Diana Cooper like gulls around a council tip.
She would serve after a long voyage at sea.
Those aren't come-to-bed eyes - who needs a bed?
When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women in their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
Sex appeal is fifty per cent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
I'll sing to you, bring spring to you, And worship the trousers that cling to you, Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.
I look like the girl next door - if you happen to live next to an amusement park.
It's called a Wonderbra because when you take it off, the guy is thinking 'I wonder where her boobs went?
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have somethingto pet.
No man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose.
Elizabeth Taylor looks like two small boys fighting underneath a mink blanket.
Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons.
A lot of guys think the larger the woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger the woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
Her breasts filled out the front of her blouse like the humps of a small camel. Not the kind you smoke, but the kind you ride.
He was formed for the ruin of our sex.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
You wouldn't have to be drunk to bed Catherine Deneuve, I don't care what your sexual history to that point had been.
I have so little sex appeal my gynaecologist calls me 'sir'.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
Men always say the most important thing in a woman is a sense of humour. You want to know what that means? He's looking for someone to laugh at hisjokes.
Choosing a won is like choosing a car - we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Friend of mine wrote a book called 'How to attract Men'. Her main advise was to be naked and have a bar by your bed.
Most Women are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
So, Debbie McGee, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
_Will you look at her! Oh my God. If I wasn't married, you know what I'd do? _Wear the same underwear every day?
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, money becomes your sex appeal.