The trouble with the Internet is that it is replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray
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Margaret Thatcher even dresses to the right.
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Any political party that includes the word ‘democratic’ in its name, isn’t.
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The greatest unsolved scientific problem is: how can you be sitting on a damp towel for half an hour and not realize it until you stand up?
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Teenagers are God’s punishment for having sex.
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Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and you messed it up again.
Patrick Murray