Divorce is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the slab.
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it is possible you haven’t grasped the gravity of the situation.
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a cupful of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
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Marrying a man is like buying a something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
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There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you start to sound like a five-year-old.
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I feel about diets the way I feel about airplanes. They’re wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr