What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a car park. I think all cars should have them.
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It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day.
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Oh, there’s so much I don’t know about astrophysics. I wish I’d read that book by that wheelchair guy.
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.
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Trying is the first step to failure.
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Honey, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.
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Being Married to Marge is like being married to my best friend – and he lets me feel his boobs.
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Oh, honey, you’re not the world’s worst mother. What about the freezer lady in Georgia?
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Kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves nowadays, you know, with the Internet and all.
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Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.
Homer Simpson