Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly and applying unsuitable remedies.
Groucho Marx
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Television is very educational. Every time it comes on, I go into another room and read a book.
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My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.
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You’d better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Go, and never darken my towels again!
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I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
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Art is art, isn’t it? And water is water and east is east and west is
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west and if you take cranberries and stew them like apple-sauce
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I watched a cricket match for three hours waiting for it to start.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don’t want any.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx