The most useful and least expensive household repair tool is the telephone.
If you got out the wrong side of the bed, or the daily commute to work or college was a nightmare and you’ve suffered a total sense of humour failure, check out the funny quote of the day on this webpage. It’s guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and put a grin on your face when you first log on to your computer in the morning, and hopefully put you in a good (or just slightly improved) mood for the rest of the day.
The quote is in a large font so ideal for those with age-related long-sightedness or the bleary vision of a hangover. And, with the click of your mouse, you can share it on Facebook and Twitter so you can look knowledgeable and amusing in equal measure among your friends and followers (assuming you have sufficient numbers to impress). Check out the page every morning for a new funny quote of the day and your desk will soon be the epicentre of the office, as colleagues gather round to discover the cause of your laughter.