The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Lily Tomlin

Funny quotes about work
Love it or hate it, we’ve all got to work to pay the bills. But you can make the 9 to 5 slightly more bearable by checking out some of these funny quotes about work. They might not help you meet your lunchtime deadline, or make the boss any more pleasant to work for but they’ll give you a laugh with your morning latte.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost -
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minutes.
Anon -
Hard work never killed anybody, but I figure why take the chance?
Edgar Bergen -
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome -
Most people like hard work, particularly when they’re paying for it.
Elbert Hubbard -
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
Robert Benchley -
My son has taken up meditation. At least it’s better than sitting and doing nothing.
Max Kauffmann -
He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
W.S. Gilbert -
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when i call in sick, I know I’m lying.
Rita Rudner