We shall never be content until each man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel certain that they mean something else
Oscar Wilde -
Heat! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
Sydney Smith -
– Ninety-two this morning, Colonel Lawrence! Ninety-two. What do you say to that?
T.E. Lawrence
– Many happy returns of the day! -
It was so hot today I went to a cash point machine just to enjoy
David Letterman
the feel of a cold gun against the back of my neck. -
I’m just scared there’s going to be a major earthquake at the time
Bob Saget
I’m getting a vasectomy. -
One way to help the weather make up its mind is to hang out washing.
Marcelene Cox -
In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a phrase to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass doorknob and weather which only makes it mushy.
Mark Twain -
Today has been eighty degrees in the shade. I was clever. I stayed in the sun.
Tommy Cooper -
Better the chill blast of winter than the hot breath of a pursuing elephant.
Chinese proverb