The media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists.
Tom Stoppard
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Jon Stewart -
I don’t watch television. I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Stephen Fry -
Norwegian television gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.
Bill Bryson -
The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.
Will Durst -
In Russia, we had only two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you, ‘Turn back immediately to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff -
On television you can say you’ve pricked your finger but not the other way around.
George Carlin -
Television is very educational. Every time it comes on, I go into another room and read a book.
Groucho Marx -
If you read a lot of books, you’re said to he well-read, but if you watch a lot of television you’re not said to be ‘well-viewed’.
Lily Tomlin -
I keep Radio Three on all the time, just to deter burglars.
Joan O'Hara