If you want to know what you’ll look like in ten years, look in the mirror after you’ve run a maraphon.
Jeff Scaff
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To describe the agony of a marathon to somebody who’s never run it is like trying to explain colour to a person who was born blind.
Jerome Drayton -
You don’t run 26 miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secret recipe.
Frank Shorter -
I know that you learned how to play bridge only yesterday, but what timeyesterday?
George S. Kaufman -
I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
Katharine Whitehorn -
I’m afraid I play no outdoor games at all, except dominoes. I have sometimes played dominoes outside a French caf̩.
Oscar Wilde -
I climbed Mount Everest – from the inside.
Spike Milligan -
The hardest thing about climbing Mount Everest was pissing through six inches of clothing with a three-inch penis.
Unnamed climber -
Chess is seldom found above the upper-middle class. It’s too hard.
Paul Fussell -
When I was four years old, I played chess against ten people all at once – blindfolded. I lost every game.
Robert Benchley