No human being believes that any other human being has the right to be in bed when he himself is up.
Robert Lynd
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper -
A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
W.C Fields -
Sleep faster, we need the pillows.
Jewish proverb -
Early to bed, early to rise, and you will meet very few prominent people.
George Ade -
I missed my nap today. Slept right through it.
Henny Youngman -
Snore? I had to turn you away from the window so you wouldn’t inhale the curtains.
Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls -
Laugh and the world loughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess -
Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on its own.
David Sedaris -
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep even during office hours.
Arthur Baer