Funny quotes about sex

Whether you’re trying to impress a potential date, get a laugh from your spouse or add a touch of adult banter to a friends’ night out, these quotes will come in handy and provide all the laughs you need. But best not to take any of the advice, chat up lines, or ‘tips’ too seriously – especially if you’re looking for a second date. While these quotes about sex will get you a heap of laughs at the pub, they won’t win you any awards in the bedroom department.

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