When Ann Widdecombe read out the Ten Commandments at Westminster Cathedral it sounded as though she had written them herself.
Father Michael Seed
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Burly and greasy-haired, John Prescott looks rather like one of those plain-talking policemen who, during the late 1970s, were always being photographed on yachting holidays with villains somewhere in the Mediterranean.
Craig Brown -
John Prescott has the face of a man who clubs baby seals to death.
Denis Healey -
When Gordon Brown leaves a room, the lights go on.
Anon -
Peter Mandelson is someone who can skulk in broad daylight.
Simon Hoggart -
Tony Blair is only Bill Clinton with his zip done up.
Neil Hamilton -
Tony Blair has as much charisma as a pair of dentures grinning in a glass of water.
Trevor Bayliss -
– I am not a doctor.
Edward Heath -
Margaret Thatcher even dresses to the right.
Patrick Murray -
Margaret Thatcher is democratic enough to talk down to anyone.
Austin Mitchell