Funny quotes about marriage

Whether you’re in a state of wedded bliss or feel like you’re tied to a ball and chain, you’ll probably find something on this page of funny quotes about marriage to make you chuckle. There’s also a great deal of material here for best man speeches – or wait a few years and you might be able to use them at a divorce party.

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