I want loyalty. I want you to kiss my ass in Macy’s window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want your pecker in my pocket.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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You’d better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho Marx -
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Stephen Fry -
-So has syphilis. Now get out!
Blackadder and Baldrick, Blackadder II -
Go, and never darken my towels again!
Groucho Marx -
I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx -
My piles bleed for you.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree -
I wouldn’t piss down your throat if your heart was on fire.
James Carville -
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.
William Shakespeare -
I even hate the way you lick stamps.
Danny de Vito