The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.99 percent of them are made by people who are still alive.
Joshua Burns
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Do you wish to be remembered? Leave a lot of debts.
Elbert Hubbard -
I’ll always remember the last words of my grandfather, ‘A truck!’
Emo Philips -
-What’s it feel like to be dead for 200 years?
Woody Allen
-Like spending weekend in Beverly Hills. -
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen -
For Catholics, death is a promotion.
Bob Fosse -
Never say you know a person until you have divided an inheritance with them.
Johann Lavater -
Once you’re dead, you’re made for life.
Jimi Hendrix -
You live and learn. Then you die and forget it all.
No?l Coward -
Only the young die good.
Oliver Herford