The day he moved out was terrible – that evening she went through hell. His absence wasn’t a problem but the corkscrew had gone as well.
Wendy Cope
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Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arm and legs.
Miss Piggy -
Sensitive break-up letters are my specialty: Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. P.S. I’m gay.
Homer Simpson -
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start grating on your nerves. ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.
Ellen DeGeneres -
When it’s over, it’s over. And I should know. I would get into bed and she would mentally dress me.
Richard Lewis -
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, great. If they don’t they’re probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you.
Bill Greiser -
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.
Rhoda Dickson -
I waited for the phone to ring, and when at last it didn’t, I knew it was you.
Karen Muir -
If he hadn’t called you in about three weeks and you have no idea where he is, the chances are he’s not in an emergency room moaning your name.
Diane Conway -
When someone asks, ‘Why do you think he’s not calling me?’ there’s always one answer – ‘He’s not interested.’ There’s not over any other answer.
Fran Lebowitz