Have youevernoticed that wrong numbers are never engaged?
Steven Wright
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You’re at home you’re on the phone, you’re in the car you’re makin’ calls, you get to work, ‘Any messages for me?’ You’ve got to give people a chance to miss you a little hit.
Jerry Seinfeld -
I climbed a mountain and hollered, ‘Hellooo!’ A voice came back, ‘The echo is busy at the moment. Leave a message at the beep, and we’ll get back to you.
Eddie Izzard -
The mobile phone … the fax machine … the e-mail. Call me old-fashioned, but what’s wrong with a chain of beacons?
Harry Hill -
-I’m sure you remember my number.
Bebe Glazer and Frasier Crane, Frasier
-Still 666? -
Only a man will think of a burp as a greeting for another man.
Tim Allen -
The technological advance I’m waiting for on my phone is the ‘get to the point’ button.
Alicia Brandt -
I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, ‘Mitch,’ and I say, ‘What?’ and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg -
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Frank Moore -
Have you ever noticed that wrong numbers are never engaged?
Steven Wright