I took the wife’s family out for tea and biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though.
Les Dawson
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Many people would rather tour a sewer than visit their relatives.
Jane Howard -
I don’t vising my parents often because Delta Airlines won’t wait in the yard while I run in.
Margaret Smith -
When I looked up my family tree I found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield -
If turn into my parents, I” either be an alcoholic blonde chaing 21-year-old boys, or I’ll wind up like my mother.
Chandler Bing, Friends -
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to loose both looks like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde -
The only advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without having eaten your vegatables.
Lisa Alther -
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson -
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving fish a bath.
Arnold Glasgow -
No need to worry about teenagers when they’re not at home. A national survey reveals that they all go to the same place – ‘out’ – and they all do the same thing – ‘nothing’.
Bruce Lansky