When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
Steve Martin -
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
H.L. Mencken -
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Somerset Maugham -
I don’t believe in extra-marital relationships. I think people should mate for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
Woody Allen -
I would never be unfaithful to my wife for the simple reason that I love my house too much.
Bob Monkhouse -
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found us in bed together.
Lenny Bruce -
Robert Benchley and I shared an office that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.
Dorothy Parker -
I’ve respected your husband for many years, and what’s good enough for him is good enough for me.
Groucho Marx -
It’s easier to shoot your wife than to have to shoot a different man every week.
Pete Grahame