He was dull in a new way, and that made many people thinkhim great.
Samuel Johnson
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I’m an electric eel in a pond full of flatfish.
Edith Sitwell -
I don’t fit in. I’m like the only one in a nudist colony with a duffel coat.
Victoria Wood -
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
Ralph Waldo Emerson -
Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honour – which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx -
I don’t have ulcers. I give them.
Harry Cohn -
Aunt Agatha, who eats broken bottles and wears barbed wire next to the skin.
P.G. Wodehouse -
He is a very hard guy, indeed. In fact, the softest thing about him is his front teeth.
Damon Runyon -
The meek shall inherit the earth. Serves them right.
Denis Leary -
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.
John Paul Getty