Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Mae West
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Wouldn’t it be great if we lived in a world where insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?
Albert Brookes -
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
Homer Simpson -
I have no sex appeal. I have to blindfold my vibrator.
Joan Rivers -
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted to me by what I don’t mind.
Gypsy Rose Lee -
I don’t have a type. It took me this long to narrow it down to gender.
Ellen DeGeneres -
See the mothers in the park,
Anon
Ugly creatures chiefly;
Someone must have loved them once –
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker -
Men of every age flocked around Diana Cooper like gulls around a council tip.
John Carey -
She would serve after a long voyage at sea.
William Shakespeare