The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
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Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional.
Bob Monkhouse -
I knew I was getting old when the Pope started looking young.
Billy Wilder -
What would I appreciate getting for my 87th birthday? A paternity suit.
George Burns -
At my age, flowers scare me.
George Burns -
The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to the ages of other women.
Diane de Poitiers -
To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde -
The Grateful Dead are like bad architecture or an old whore. Stick around long enough and you eventually get respectable.
Jerry Garcia -
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets; the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie -
I attribute my long and healthy life to the fact that I never touched a cigar rete, a drink, or a girl until I was 10 years old.
George Moore