If you want people to think you’re wise, just agree with them.
Leo Rosten
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Do not take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard -
You’ll find as you go through life that great depth and smouldering sexuality don’t always win, I’m sorry to say.
Woody Allen -
I have problems flown in fresh daily wherever I am.
Richard Lewis -
I have had more trouble with D.L. Moody than with any other man I ever met.
D.L. Moody -
There are ways out of everything , apart from Birmingham’s one-way system.
Jasper Carrott -
Solutions are not the answer.
Dan Quayle -
It is a mistake to think you can solve major problem just with potatoes.
Douglas Adams -
Keep cool. It will be all one a hundred years hence.
Ralph Waldo Emerson -
No problem is insoluble given a big enough plastic bag.
Tom Stoppard